Quoting my Kids

"Life is something you go through ... right mom?" (this was in response to one of my more meaningful mom answers of "that's the way life is honey")

"Mom, you could be President of the United States!" (I guess since everyone seems to be running these days Claire figured why not her mom)

"Sister is freaking me up!" (freaking me out crossed with cracking me up)

"Mom, when I was a baby I drank milk from a bottle, not from your butt ... right mom?" (this statement occurred several hours after a visit to Jeff's cousin's farm where she observed a baby calf nursing from it's mother)